OPRAH GIVES OUT ELECTION BONUSES

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Digg It De.licio.us OPRAH GIVES OUT ELECTION BONUSES Hey, folks, President-elect Oprah… er, sorry…I mean, OPRAH WINFREY’s so thrilled that BARACK OBAMA’s our President-elect that the day after he won, she suspended her stupid system of charging TV show staffers $5 fines for kiddie crap like swearing, being tardy, having messy desks, being rude to co-workers, etc. – and actually gave them back their money! When Oprah hit the office the morning after, she threw her hands in the air and screamed: “It’s a new beginning!” Rushing over to the big jar filled with hundreds of bucks, which usually goes to charity, Big-Hearted O had an assistant divvy up the dough – and everybody ended up with a big, fat $20! “Well,” said my source, “it paid for lunch, at least.” < previous story next story > Published on: 11/19/2008 Printer Friendly \| Email Article KATE: ONE TOUGH CHICK! ROSIE FEELS THE RECESSION TOMMY LEE IMPORTS FAUX SNOW TERI TAKES A TUMBLE! HEIDI NAME CHANGE DEBATE MARIAH'S NOT-SO-FRIENDLY SKY REQUEST BRAD GIVES FAN BEST HOLIDAY GIFT LEO SAVES STRAY DOG ROSIE STILL HAUNTING BABS Related Articles OPRAH GIVES OUT ELECTION BONUSES OPRAH: PALIN? NOT ON MY SHOW! BAM'S TOP SECRET ADDICTION OBAMA hush-hush SECRETS ANGIE RIPS JEN A NEW ONE