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Three of the gossip items in the Mike Walker Game are TRUE. See
how celebrity savvy you are by figuring out which item is definitely FALSE.
“What a WITCH. . . How dare she say we can’t act!” Just-turned-16-if-you-know-what-I-mean-Teen-Queen MILEY CYRUS exploded when sizzling new hottie KRISTEN STEWART-- star of the blockbuster “Twilight” -- snarked in an interview that the movie about teen vampire love would have failed if they’d played it like a sappy fairy tale! Kristen says she told studio honchos: “You knew what you were getting when you hired actors who are NOT Disney kids. We're actually going to consider the characters -- not just smile. . . and hope we're in focus.” Disney princess Miley’s seething, and already plotting another YouTube revenge video – like the one she posted to dis ex-boyfriend NICK JONAS and rival SELENA GOMEZ after they hooked up – featuring her and Disney pals mocking the weird, whispery dialogue of the “Twilight” vampires.
Hey, folks, President-elect Oprah…er, sorry… I mean, OPRAH WINFREY’s so thrilled that BARACK OBAMA’s our President-elect that the day after he won, she suspended her stupid system of charging TV show staffers $5 fines for kiddie crap like swearing, being tardy, having messy desks, being rude to co-workers, etc. – and actually gave them back their money! When Oprah hit the office the morning after, she threw her hands in the air and screamed: “It’s a new beginning!” Rushing over to the big jar filled with hundreds of bucks, which usually goes to charity, Big-Hearted O had an assistant divvy up the dough – and everybody ended up with a big, fat $20! “Well,” said my source, “it paid for lunch, at least.”
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, known among pals as a guy who’s prone to Foot-In-Mouth Disease, got an Internet gander of a “Gear” mag topless photo shoot galpal JESSICA BIEL did eight years ago and told her: “Damn, girl! You were so hot then!” THEN?...What do you mean, THEN???...BOO-HOO-HOO! Pals say curvy Biel, who works “harder than any girl in Hollywood” to keep a trim figure, groused that Justin’s comment makes her feel like she’s fighting a losing battle. (Gee, ya THINK?) Said a friend: “Jessica’s never quite sure what she has with Justin – he makes her feel insecure.”
After pirouetting back into the showbiz spotlight to kick up her heels on "Dancing with the Stars," 82-years-young CLORIS LEACHMAN’s dance card’s suddenly full-up with hot offers -- including a nationwide six-figures-a-pop tour as a get-off-your-butt motivational speaker for senior citizens. But here’s the deal that’s got Cloris dancing with joy: landing the role of "Frau Blucher" in "Young Frankenstein" on Broadway – after producer MEL BROOKS rejected her for it just one year ago.
