Buckingham Palace and Raging Granny (aka THE QUEEN) abruptly ordered Duchess SARAH FERGUSON to stuff a sock in it and QUIT publicly defending ex-hubby/current squeeze PRINCE ANDREW in his headline-making “Underage American Girl” scandal! Huffs My Royal Spy: “Every time Fergie defends Andrew, the press brings up all the old scandals, such as Fergie’s toe-sucking with that American guy – which backfires on the Royals and is very embarrassing. The Palace told Andrew, ‘Get her to keep quiet!’ ”
NOTE TO QUEEN: Good move, Ma’am, because some snarky journalist like ME might suddenly connect the dots and conclude that Fergie/Andy are apparently sucked up in a mutual kink – because that Yank lassie told The ENQUIRER that the instant Andrew doffed duds, he “started licking my toes, between my toes … !” YUMMY TIMES, FERGIE!!
