Madonna’s secretly confiding to my sources that she literally believes the undying love she and Sean Penn share was written in the stars — which I also believe, because what the hell else could’ve gotten these fiery, star-crossed lovers together again!?
Here’s my SCOOP: Madonna’s whipping high priests of her Kabbalah religion into working around-the-clock, poring over piles of ancient Hebrew mystical/planetary charts to predict the precise perfect date for their wedding!
Said an insider: “This time, Madonna wants to be certain the universe’s timing ticks off the EXACT moment they should coo ‘I do’ — ensuring they’ll stick together
forever!”
… And how was YOUR week?
