GHOSTLY TOILET TERRORS SPOOKED HYPER HONEYS VERGARA/BOWEN!

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High-strung showbiz folk often get spooked by ghosts, goblins, 
or whatever – and here’s my bowel-churning tale of a Hollywood 
haunting that bubbled up in a terrifying toilet on the “Modern Fam-
ily” set, scaring the bleep out of hyperventilating honeys SOFIA VERGARA and JULIE BOWEN! 

Reports my source: “Both ladies got the willies when bathroom breaks triggered scary incidents – like the toilet flushing unexpectedly when no one had touched it. The gals were convinced a sinister force had possessed their privy!” Then came … BOO! … the crapper capper! “Sofia was in there when she suddenly heard gurgling that sounded like ‘an evil spirit’ addressing her. Screaming, she ran – and both gals refused to mount the throne again … until star ED O’NEILL saved the day. He’d worked as a plumber in his youth, and after an inspection, Ghostbuster Ed – brandishing spare parts and shiny pliers – flushed away Evil forever!”