George Clooney Employs ‘Protection’ From Amal Pregnancy Rumors

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Word suddenly exploded all over Gollywood that George Clooney had knocked up new-ish wifey Amal Alamuddin, but when some guys in the men’s john at fave LA Spanish eatery Casa Córdoba brayed hearty congrats, not-so-loony Clooney (maybe sincerely, maybe NOT) instantly denied the baby-on-the-way alarm — then staged a bizarre (or maybe brilliant) visual denial featuring … LOVE GLOVES!

Said My SpyWitness: “George reached into his pocket, produced a fistful of condoms and barked at the stunned guys, ‘Look, I just bought these at a gas station, okay? We are NOT expecting! In fact — does anyone need an extra?’ With that, the guys cracked up and each quickly scored a souvenir weenie wrap so they’d be able to say, ‘This condom provided by a superstar!’” (I call ’em HAPPY HATS!)

Question even I can’t answer: When George rejoined Amal at their table, did they giggle about his gag?