After you knock up the Alaska governor's daughter, fight with her mom on nationwide TV what's left for Sarah Palin nemesis Levi Johnston to do? Hint: it ain't Disneyland.

Teen Prego Queen Bristol Palin' baby mamma dadda Levi's  protecting his  nuts, natch.

Levi stars in new TV commercial alongside his real life humongous body guard appropriately named Tank as part of Wonderful Pistachio's "Get Cracking" ad campaign.

After he busts a nut an unseen narrator says, "Levi Johnson does it WITH protection."

NOW he does  . . .